Coming Out Cucumber Melon

$ 16.99

It takes a big man to admit you’re into other men. Your parents probably already knew, but your grandparents and friends certainly did not. Enjoy this moment-- and enjoy Cucumbers or Melons any way you want to, not just how God intended.  You’ve taken yourself off the market for all women, and for that, we thank you. Lighting our candle adds one more flamer to the room, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

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