Hello 2017 January 04 2017

Dear Fans,

2016 wasn’t great for most normal people, but it was awesome for us. We sent out thousands of candles all across the country and, hopefully, made our customers laugh. We know for a fact (based on some nasty emails) that we also made some customers cry. These candles are meant to be funny… so make sure the person you’re sending them to can take a joke. Otherwise, they just yell at us.

2017 has a lot in store! We will be putting out some new candles and retiring others. Look for those announcements soon. As always, please light our candles responsibly. -- Mark