Retired: Sometime in 2019
There are plenty of benefits to being a ‘lone wolf’ on Thanksgiving. You can treat yourself to both drumsticks, you won’t be unexpectedly woken up from your afternoon nap, and nobody will be around to see you cry. Have yourself an extra slice of that store-bought pie, and light up our Thanksgiving Dinner for One. On second thought, just eat the whole pie… who do you have to impress?